Welcome to Atomic Mills

Makers of the World’s First Atomic Breakfast

About Us

Founded in 1940, in a universe where bears can fly, Atomic Mills emerged at the crossroads of golden-age optimism and experimental breakfast science.

Led by visionary Dean Lockhart, we pioneered nuclear-powered cereals like Flappy Flakes and introduced the world’s first honey made from radioactive bees: Nukey Nectar. By harnessing the raw force of nuclear energy, our creations deliver unmatched speed and strength to those bold enough to make them part of their morning ritual.

Our mission? To spark every day with science, sunshine, and a wholesome blast of innovation.